Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9379 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.
we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.
but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.
