CuckholdCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 46/””

Archive, blacked, BlackedBooru, Dedicated, DRIVE, Editor drive, edits, ENJOYERS, EXTREME, flatty, Gens, holocucks, hololive, Lost, Minecraft, monthly, NTR, smp, Thread, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	350	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is dedicated to holocucks and other vtuber cucks, because why not? We even have a special section for vtuber blacked enjoyers, because we like to keep things spicy.

Join us for the “Blacked Flatty Edition” where anything goes and the memes are as wild as your imagination. Our previous thread got so crazy that it had to be archived, but don’t worry, you can still upload your gens or edits to BlackedBooru and keep the madness alive!

Whether you’re into VTubers or Hololive, this server has something for everyone. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our editor drive for some inspiration – just be prepared for the insanity that awaits.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of holocucks and vtuber blacked enjoyers? Come on in and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

arguments, birthday parties, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Events, holidays, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, relationships, Resentment, Server, Understanding, vacation, VacayVeto

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive behavior. Just like in real life, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your fellow players suddenly turn against you? Will someone steal your diamonds and blame it on the creeper? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server also has moments of heartwarming unity, just like when the oldest kid took their mom’s hand and reassured her that everything will be okay. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement in-game?

SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, family, forgiveness, husband, immature, insecure, Jealousy, loyalty, Manipulation, SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft, sister, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mines Excavated:	1661
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this sister, her husband, and her sister’s boyfriend.

Looking for a server where you never know what’s going to happen next? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia plotlines.

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as family dynamics play out in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness drama that even the Kardashians would envy?

So come on down to our server and experience the most entertaining and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you log on, expect the unexpected!

SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

societal anomalies, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal curiosities, societal customs, societal eccentricities, societal expectations, societal habits, societal idiosyncrasies, societal norms, societal oddities, societal peculiarities, societal practices, societal quirks, societal rituals, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society norms, SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP, strange behavior

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1811	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Lol, bro, have you ever noticed how society is like, “Oh, it’s totally normal to not be in a Minecraft SMP where we can build epic bases and prank each other with TNT cannons”? Like, what even is that? Join our server and escape the boring normies who don’t understand the true joy of pixelated block building!

We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.

Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!

CraftyBoysClub

advice, Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyBoysClub, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, Explaining, gender, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, perspective, reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7572	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	198
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1984
Runes Activated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of trying to explain to girls why you spend hours on end playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can build to your heart’s content without any judgment from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies while bonding with your bros over virtual campfires. Need to explain why you need to mine for diamonds instead of going on a date? Just tell them you’re on a top-secret mission to save the virtual world from an evil overlord – they’ll never understand, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!

So come on, boys, leave the real world behind and join our server for the ultimate Minecraft bromance. Who needs girls when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

BusCrashCraft Minecraft Server

accident investigation, Brazil, bus crash, BusCrashCraft, CASUALTIES, deadly incident, emergency response, fatal crash, Fatalities, highway accident, mass casualty event, Minecraft, News, passenger bus, public transportation, road safety, Server, south america, traffic collision, Tragedy, Transportation, truck accident, vehicle collision

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	828
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A BUNCH OF LLAMAS HAVING A DANCE PARTY!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES, WHETHER IT’S A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET!

PLUS, WE HAVE EVENTS THAT ARE MORE EXCITING THAN A PENGUIN RIDING A ROCKET SHIP!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS YOU’RE A GRUMPY OLD CACTUS!

TikTokTakedownCraft

albania, Ban, content moderation, digital ban, digital governance, digital platforms, digital rights, digital safety, Government, internet regulation, online censorship, online platform, prime minister, Shut down, social media, social media regulation, social-networking, tech policy, tiktok, TikTokTakedownCraft, video sharing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE SO LIT, EVEN ALBANIA BE SHUTTIN DOWN TIKTOK JUST TO PLAY ON IT FOR A YEAR! PRIME MINISTER BE LIKE “I NEED TO BUILD A CASTLE IN DIS SERVER, TIKTOK CAN WAIT!”

WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE, LIKE A SUPERHERO BUT IN BLOCK FORM. ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND DROP GOLD BARS WHEN YOU FEED THEM BACON!

PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF BUILT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY IN OUR SERVER AND IF YOU FIND IT, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DIAMONDS AND CAKE (CAKE IS A BIG DEAL HERE, OKAY?)

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! ALBANIA APPROVES!

Para Core Confusion Craft

basic knowledge, belief in the supernatural, belief systems, brain function, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive dissonance, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, confusion, core, core knowledge confusions, Craft, critical thinking, intuitive shortcuts, misconceptions, Misinformation, para, Paranormal Beliefs, reasoning skills, Science, skepticism, superstitions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND ALIENS AND ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF? WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE THE PARANORMAL! OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE STRONGEST CORE KNOWLEDGE CONFUSIONS, MAKING THEM MORE LIKELY TO SEE SPOOKY STUFF IN THE GAME!

WE’VE GOT GHOSTLY VILLAGERS, ALIEN CREEPERS, AND HAUNTED MINESHAFTS GALORE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG, BUT IN A FUN WAY! SO IF YOU WANT TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER BELIEVER IN THE PARANORMAL, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN SEE BIGFOOT ROAMING AROUND SPAWNTOWN!

COME ON, DON’T BE AFRAID! JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET YOUR CORE KNOWLEDGE CONFUSIONS RUN WILD! 😉👻👽🔮

What are Minecraft servers like Arcane Realms ?

Adventure, alliances, Ancient Ruins, collaboration, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantment, epic challenges, FANTASY, heroic journey, heroic saga, Hidden Secrets, landscapes, Magic, MCMMO, mystical forests, Mythical, mythical creatures, OneBlock, Quests, Resources, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	260
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to Arcane Realms include:

1. Enchanted Realms: This server offers a similar magic-themed experience with enchanting landscapes and epic quests. Join a community of players exploring a world filled with adventure and mystery.

2. Mystical Realms: Dive into a realm of magic and wonder with this server, where you can embark on epic quests and build alliances with other players. Uncover hidden secrets and conquer mythical creatures in a world waiting to be explored.

3. Fantasy Realms: Step into a fantasy world filled with enchantment and excitement on this server. Join a community of players engaging in epic quests and forging alliances to create awe-inspiring creations.

4. Mythic Realms: Venture into a realm of mythology and legends on this server, where you can take on epic challenges and confront legendary foes. Join forces with other players to conquer dungeons and shape the world around you.

Whether you’re looking for immersive experiences, epic quests, or vibrant communities, these servers offer similar gameplay elements to Arcane Realms . Join one today and begin your own unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.

play.arcane-realms.org

MinelCoin.AI – server where they pay $ Minecraft server

banner, Character, Coins, Digging, Generator, GIF, ISLAND, Minecraft, MinelCoin.AI, News, Pay, Players, Resources, Rewards, RuMineCoin, Server, Tasks, Upgrade, worlds

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8950

MineCoin.Ai is the only Minecraft server that pays $$$ for mined blocks! Upgrade your island and character, improve the generator of valuable resources. Travel through different worlds, fight with other players, complete tasks, collect coins and DIGGING! After all, your efforts will be rewarded! Latest News – https://t.me/RuMineCoin

minecoin.ai:19132

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	4020
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Animals Bred:	184	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1