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Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CryCraftSwedeSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	828	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyWiFiLand

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Enchantments Applied:	267
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Pals United

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u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

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Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9419
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

/Mine/ – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9785	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MILcraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3728

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dream Breaker Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6871	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4