Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

activism, anti-LGBT law, Awareness, Community, CraftyQueens, discrimination, equality, georgia, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice for trans women, Killed, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, Server, Support, tragic, trans woman, transgender rights, violence

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	7461
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	140

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7346	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Content Creator, Custom, Discord, Falling, form, Friends, Infinite, Join, make, Modded, new, Play, Players, question.., requirement, Server, smp, Spice, Void

Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation success, animation, Anime, art style, better, BlockyAnime, Characters, comparison, creative differences, Entertainment, episodes, fan favorite, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, Popular, series, Server, source material, storytelling, Visuals

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2875	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

1941, Contrarian, controversial, critical acclaim, critical popularity, dipshits, Entertaining, entertaining film, film, film students, immensely watchable, Massive, Minecraft, Movie, Overrated, overreaction, Popularity, reaction, smp, Underrated, underrated film, watchable film, Wolf of Wall Street

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	95
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6749
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4783
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	407828