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Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ores Mined:	8104	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FashionistaFundsFiasco

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3824
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2783
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magic Items Found:	8683	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

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come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	1667
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2597	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2402	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crops Grown:	3218	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

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Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Divine Spears Created:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Farms Harvested:	703	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FatherInLawCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	45