Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineNSFWSecretCraft

adult content, confession, desire, empowerment, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, MineNSFWSecretCraft, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Pleasure, Proud, satisfaction, secret, Sexuality, taboo, voyeurism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets in a safe and judgment-free environment.

Our server is like a virtual red light district, where players can let loose and indulge in their wildest fantasies. From building giant phallic structures to organizing strip mining competitions, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host regular NSFW events like the infamous “Hot Tub Party” where players can gather to relax, chat, and maybe even engage in some steamy roleplay. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Nude Skin Contest” where players can show off their most revealing Minecraft skins for a chance to win some naughty prizes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your NSFW side and join a community of like-minded players, come on down to our server and let the debauchery begin! Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door and get ready for a wild ride.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LebCraft: Next Phase Begins!

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so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da next phase starting in lebanon or sumthin??! global pleas against a ground op??! pshhh, who needs dat when u can join our server and build ur own ground op of epic proportions!! we got crazy battles, insane builds, and u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet with a propeller on top!! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!! #minecraftmadness #llamabattles #diamondhelmetpropeller

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Niche Nerd Club

Awareness, club, discovery, education, Experience, Expertise, hidden gems, Insight, knowledge, learning, minority knowledge, Nerd, new information, Niche, Oblivious, Population, rare knowledge, specialization, specialized field, Understanding, unique perspective

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got secret knowledge that 90% of da world don’t even know about. u gonna feel like a genius among a bunch of clueless noobs. we got hidden treasures, secret passageways, and unicorns that poop diamonds. u gonna be like da chosen one, da Harry Potter of Minecraft. so come on, join us and be part of da elite 10% who know what’s really going on in dis crazy world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PheonixSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

If you are looking for a minecraft server in 1.21, you are in the correct place. Pheonix SMP is a economy server which contains:- 1. In Game ranks can be bought with in game money 2. More than normal enchants. Have advance custom enchants which can be bought using exp 3. No P2W, all the keys for crates don’t need IRL money, all things can be bought using in game money 4. The top rank can be only obtained using only grinding hard. No money can buy this rank 5. Server is available for both online and offline minecraft players. So if u have tlauncher or minecraft launcher, yall can play without any issues 6. Serv has 16gigs of ram so dont ever expect lag

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mint SMP

Community, family friendly, Gravestones, Grief Prevention, Jobs, Minecraft, Mint SMP, PvE, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

Mint SMP Simple Survival for Everyone

Mint SMP is a new, friendly survival server where you can level up skills, take on jobs, and build without worrying about griefers. We’re family-friendly and focused on having a good time together. Join us!

Features: • Survival • Skills and jobs for progression • Grief prevention to protect builds • Gravestones that store items upon death • Family-friendly community

Can’t wait to see you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – PILLARS OF LUCK ❗️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – PILLARS OF LUCK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP No Rules 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, discord community, DOMINATE, fast paced action, Feedback, Fun, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, pvp server, rules, server address, Shopkeepers, Unstoppable, Version 1.20.1, WeCanGoWhining

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, the server offers Kits, Shopkeepers, Coin System, PVP, and Leaderboards for players to enjoy.
How can I provide feedback to the server?	You can join the Discord community provided in the information section above and share your feedback with the server admins.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	1478
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	676	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

AMA, blockparty, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Server, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme, WARIO EDITION

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We are the Friday Night Funkin’ General, where we discuss everything related to Friday Night Funkin’ and all the crazy crossovers it has had.

Join us for epic battles inspired by TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and so much more! We even have a special Week #2689 – WARIO EDITION, where you can unleash your inner WA HA HA HA HA HA!

Download and play the game with us, join our modding community to create your own funky creations, and dive into our modding help & resources for all the tips and tricks you need. And don’t forget to check out our /funkg/ Mod Wiki and Link Compilation for even more fun!

So why wait? Join us on this wild Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together! See you on the server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoPayNoPlayMC

Christmas celebration, Christmas getaway, Communication Issues, countryside, Decision making, Fairness, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, holiday expenses, holiday home, long distance, moving overseas, NoPayNoPlayMC, not attending, refusing to pay, shared holiday, tight on money

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about splitting costs for holiday homes or dealing with demanding family members. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the mines.

So come join us and let’s craft away the stress together. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft mayhem instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WorseningCraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BucketListCraft

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BucketListCraft, bungee jumping, dream destinations, dreams, experiences, goals, Hiking, life goals, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, scuba diving, Self Discovery, skydiving, thrill-seeking, travel, Wanderlust, world exploration

Do you have “Join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe” on your bucket list? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a bucket of lava (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. Don’t miss out on the chance to dance with the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and check off “Join the most insane Minecraft server ever” from your bucket list today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Good Time Not Long Time

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u know dat feelin when u jus wanna have a good time in Minecraft but not commit to a long term relationship with a server? well dis server is da answer to all ur problems! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds raining from the sky, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Potions Brewed:	87

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

Active players, Contests, elite gaming, Memories, minecraft server, Play, ro, Romanian, Skyblock

A Romanian Minecraft server, we are waiting for you with great love to play and make friends

Section: Skyblock

Frequent contests, active players, we are waiting for you to form as many memories as possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1