Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	182
Potions Brewed:	125	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	3991	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crops Grown:	4393
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Animals Bred:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Farms Harvested:	419
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2160	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	261	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	144	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	188
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	7579
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	538986
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Votes:	2908
New Chunks Explored:	328245	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?