CubivalCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchantments Applied:	102
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	82
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	7008	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	153	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FriendshipCraft: ToughLoveGoneWrong

AA!, alcoholism, brother, coping mechanism, Country, depression, despondent, discord notifications, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Group Chats, hair loss, Hurricane Helene, Inappropriate Behavior, Loss, love, Marriage, Online Community, Support, tough love, ToughLoveGoneWrong, weight gain

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	163	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, Communication, Decision making, education, Experience, future planning, growing up, guidance, knowledge, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, teenagers, TeenTipz, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Crops Grown:	2017	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

CraftyNotGenius

CraftyNotGenius, Delusion, fake genius, false perception, fraud, GENIUS, GIFTED, impostor syndrome, intelligence, Misconception, misidentified, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, overestimated, Perception, pseudo-genius, talent

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Votes:	5310
Players Killed by Monsters:	3396	Void Gems Collected:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

BlockyLove, Boredom, boredom in relationships, Communication, desire, emotional connection, Intimacy, intimacy issues, long-term relationships, lower satisfaction, relationship dynamics, relationship fulfillment., relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, research, sex life, Sexual boredom, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	5437
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Votes:	5416	Royal Courts Attended:	4

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, chia seeds, Edamame, estrogen, flax oil, flaxseed, Forbidden, hormone, hormone therapy, isoflavones, licorice root, Medications, miso, mutilation, natural hormone therapy, overweight, resveratrol, sesame oil, sesame seed, tempeh, TESTOSTERONE, Tofu, trump, wine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	New Chunks Explored:	14141
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP

LootinLlamas, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	117
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG guys, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you will be like, instantly transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and win! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him hidden in the enchanted forest! So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #Yolo #MinecraftMagic #PigsCanFly

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ores Mined:	5642
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	885
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Emeralds Found:	6967
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magic Items Found:	3777	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8