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EngelsCraft: Oil Blaze Bonanza
lol imagine if that oil depot was actually a secret entrance to the coolest minecraft server ever!! like, the flames are actually just part of the epic entrance animation. u gotta dodge the fire to get in, it’s like a mini game before the real game even starts. once you’re in, you’ll find a whole world of craziness waiting for you.we’ve got giant lava pits that you can ride boats on, and secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure rooms filled with diamonds and emeralds. our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in the game, like turning all the pigs into flying unicorns or giving you a pet dragon to ride around on.
and get this – every friday night, we have a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before. it’s like a rave, but with creepers instead of people.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a drone attack on an oil depot, then come join us. just watch out for the flaming entrance – it’s all part of the fun!
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VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s so lit that even COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes dropped after the rollout of vaccines during the pandemic! Like, bro, hospitalizations fell from 31 per 100 residents to 24 per 100 residents, and deaths fell from 11 per 100 residents to 7 per 100 residents from March 2020 to April 2022!Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!
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ShowerCraft – No Niece Hosting
Are you tired of hosting ungrateful family members who show up late, eat all your food, and then leave without a thank you? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic event hall ever! Invite your family members to virtual parties where they can’t show up late or leave early because they’re stuck in the game! Plus, you can charge them in-game currency for using your event hall, so you can finally get some payback for all those times you’ve hosted them in real life. Join now and let the virtual drama unfold! -
DelayCraft: Copycat Chronicles
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, dude. like, did you know that joining this server can actually prevent copycat mass shooters? yeah, man, it’s true. research shows that 80% of copycat attacks happen years after the original incident, but if you join our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about copying some psycho. so come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

