CubeHaven VS Hypixel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hypixel		CubeHaven
Pros		Pros
Large player base		Focus on building a supportive community
Wide variety of game modes and minigames		Play-to-win environment
Regular updates and events		Unique custom features and events
Frequent content additions		Emphasis on growth and camaraderie
Cons		Cons
Can be overwhelming for beginners		Smaller player base
Potentially toxic community due to size		Lack of certain popular game modes

Blocky Memes R Us

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and rainbow-colored sheep.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted busting a move on the dance floor, showing off his best flossing skills.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs

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Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t even bother to use real Indian names? Well, look no further because our server is so inclusive, we even have a village named after every Indian name in existence! Join us and experience the ultimate diversity in Minecraft – from Pajeet to Rajesh to Parvati, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

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Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Over the Hillcraft

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Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

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Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4611	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

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Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	9977
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Items Found:	1051

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

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Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3365	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10