| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2322 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 4141 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6208 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3012 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 746 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2299 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2402 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2939 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 311 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.
plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8042 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 144 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.
You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.
Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9082 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.
Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6167 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!
Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.
So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 326 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.
Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8657 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 201 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1895 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7325 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Votes: | 6254 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.
so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3725 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4112 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 186 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6588 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?
So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 148 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.
Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8689 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 66 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3722 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
