“CubeCadia: Where the grass is always greener and dungeons are scarier than your math test” 🍃

Bosses, cherry biomes, CubeCadia, Custom farming, custom fishing, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Daily Rewards, dream home, Dungeons, friendly community, GRASS, Greener, growth stations, level up, luxurious items, Math, new worlds, Player Warps, scarier, Shops, smp, sniffer pets, special crops, streak rewards, test, Tournaments, Unique Features

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Features Offered	Custom dungeons, player warps/shops, custom items, custom fishing, custom farming, custom mining, rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, cross play

FAQ

What version does the server support?

The server supports 1.19 – 1.20.6

What are some of the unique features of CubeCadia?

CubeCadia offers custom dungeons with a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs/bosses, player warps/shops, over 200 custom SMP enhancing items, custom fishing and farming, rewards system, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross play compatibility.

Can I play on the server from different platforms?

Yes, you can play on CubeCadia from PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation.

Is there a Discord server for CubeCadia?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cubecadia

GF Flower Emporium Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, apple pay, Boyfriend, boyfriend troubles, chilis, Communication, Emporium, flower, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Gesture, gift, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, payment, Random act of kindness, relationship, Server, Valentines

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	53
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Come join our Minecraft server where the only flowers you’ll be giving are virtual ones! No more misunderstandings over gift-giving, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, we accept payment in diamonds, not just Apple Pay. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

BlockyBanterHR

assertive communication, BlockyBanterHR, corporate office, culture of disrespect, data analysis, emotional intelligence, gender bias, gender equality, gender stereotypes, HR complaint, patronizing comments, process improvement, professional development, professional presentation, subtle undermining, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace discrimination, workplace dynamics, workplace respect

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with patronizing colleagues in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and craft without anyone questioning your passion or dedication!

Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!

And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!

LeftTurnsOnly Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline, APPEAL, cars, Competition, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, left turns, LeftTurnsOnly, Minecraft, motor sports, Nascar, NASCAR culture, oval tracks, Racing, skill, smp, SPEED, Sportsmanship, strategy, Thrill, track

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is LIT AF! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take down epic bosses, and just have a blast mining and crafting all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Weak4FoodMC

comfort eating, comfort food, cravings, favorite comfort food, favorite cravings, favorite dishes, favorite indulgence, food addiction, food cravings, food indulgence, food obsession, food temptation, food weakness, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure food, indulgence, irresistible dishes, irresistible food, temptation, Weak4FoodMC, Weakness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you a Minecraft player with a weakness for virtual food? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server offers the most delicious virtual food you’ve ever seen. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all. Join our server and satisfy your cravings like never before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.

CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, Conflict, CraftyDans, Defense, defense budget, defense fund, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Europe, european defense, fund, geopolitical risks, global tensions, international relations, Military, military alliances, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land!

UkraineCraft: Trudeau Approved!

APPROVED, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic inclusion, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solutions, exclusion, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, trudeau, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, world leaders

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6483	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	80
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha. not to mention, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.

World Savers United

american culture, AMERICANS, Cinema, creativity, Diversity, Entertainment, film industry, Global Issues, global responsibility, Hollywood, international relations, movies, nationalism, patriotism, perspective, representation, Savers, Saving the World, societal impact, Stereotypes, storytelling, United, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	109
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Star Shards Collected:	197
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.

and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.

also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.

so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Glacier Shrinkage Madness

Central Europe, climate change, climate crisis, data analysis, environmental impact, environmental research, extreme weather, glacier, glacier retreat, glaciers, glaciology, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, long term trends, madness, melting ice, MIDDLE EAST, new zealand, research, scientific findings, SHRINKAGE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the glaciers are melting faster than you can say “diamonds are forever!” We got glaciers shrinking faster than your ex’s interest in you, fam.

In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.

Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!

NitWits

#youtube, Adventure, collaboration, Community Builds, Discord, Discord link, Dungeons, Europe, Events, microphone, Minecraft, multiplayer, NitWits, proximity chat, QOL upgrades, SEASON 2, Seed, smp, Structures, Trailer, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Meteorites Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Nitwits Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
– Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update
– Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay.
– Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn.
– Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration.
– Microphone usage strongly encouraged.
– Custom dungeons and structures to explore.
– Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels.
– Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards.

Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.

New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb

Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here

Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above.
How can I join the server?	Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community.
Is microphone usage mandatory?	While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction.
Are there custom dungeons and structures?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, long tail tags: VShojo+, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo channels, VShojo members, VShojo Twitch, VShojo Twitter, VShojo YouTube, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Farms Harvested:	487	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all those vtubers who are like, totally associated with them. Like, Kuro is playing Skyrim LIVE and Nagi is just yapping away. It’s lit, fam. Keep it comfy, you know?

Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!

CraftyRoomieDinnerTime

aita, Cooking, CraftyRoomieDinnerTime, Dinner, making dinner, overthinking, polite gesture, ramen noodles, roommate’s acquaintance, roommate’s companion, roommate’s friend, roommate’s guest, roommate’s loved one, roommate’s man, roommate’s mate, roommate’s partner, roommate’s significant other, roommate’s visitor, roommates boyfriend, sharing food

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get in trouble for making ramen for your roommate’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!

Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family dynamics, Family Planning, financial considerations, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, life goals, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKiddos4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationships, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Farms Harvested:	260	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Votes:	1510
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

MineCraftyBanter

Communication, Debating, debating online, Decision making, digital communication, ENGAGEMENT, Interaction, internet, MineCraftyBanter, online behavior, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, post, response, social media, social-networking, Writing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6691
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

FrenchFusionMCServer

22 minutes, achievement, Breakthrough, clean energy, european union, EXPERIMENTAL, France, FrenchFusionMCServer, fusion reactor, innovation, ITER project, milestone, nuclear energy, nuclear fusion, power generation, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, sustainable energy, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

#announcement, Agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, DiplomaticCraftUSARussia, foreign policy, global affairs, historical agreement, International cooperation, international relations, official statement, Politics, president putin, Putin administration, Putin-Trump meeting, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7331
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2055	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!