| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9932 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
mc.cubedynasty.fun
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1980 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1876 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5370 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7575 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9036 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4415 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3633 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6233 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5864 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 404 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6376 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 145 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5300 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9272 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4769 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1364 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1110 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3911 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2494 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 932 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9448 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 954807 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7373 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
