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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6985 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2612 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5580 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
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