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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8761 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1190 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.
if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.
