lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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