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MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	203
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	121
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2962
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Animals Bred:	154
Farms Harvested:	224	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4105	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4280
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Farms Harvested:	152	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4