CrystalHeartSmp

Adventure, Builder, Community, CrystalHeartSmp, Discord, Diverse, Economy, Experience, Explorer, facebook, Friends, Gaming, instagram, invite, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, Season, Server, social media, Survival, twitter

Mark your calendars and gather your fellow adventurers. This is your chance to carve your path in the Crystal Heart universe from day one! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a budding explorer, there’s something for everyone in our diverse and welcoming community.

Stay Connected: crystalheartsmp.uk.to:25812

Discord: Join our Discord server https://discord.gg/2cHQQjZx for updates and to connect with other players. Social Media: Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook [insert handles] for sneak peeks and community highlights. Spread the word, invite your friends, and let’s make this season of Crystal Heart SMP the best one yet! See you on August 5th for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	2644
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6966	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	235	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ores Mined:	1015	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Potions Brewed:	102
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	85
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	143
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.