Crystal SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Server – Climb the Versions, Share the Carpets, Stay Whitelisted!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	2138	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Items Found:	2452	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

New Minecraft Servers

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/faceno/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

About Us

We are a technical Minecraft server who are trying to mess around with the game in a semi-vanilla way. We are starting in an early version of the game and slowly working our way up collecting cool items and features. We want to make a place where different players with different expertise can come together.

Features

The Carpet mod: This mod adds features like the ability to stack empty shulker boxes and fix features like ghost blocks. We are currently running the vanilla snapshot 14w26a and plan to add server-side mods like Lithium for performance improvements.

Planned Projects

Spawn chunk perimeter with custom art, massive custom main storage, life-draining Y0 Sliced portals slime farm capable of multiple million items per hour, and more.

Join Us

If you are interested, please apply on our Discord: https://discord.gg/gSVCfYFDdS

Server Updates

We are currently running 1.8 snapshot (14w26a) and will be updating soon to include more features and optimizations with the Carpet mod.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft are you currently running?	We are running the 1.8 snapshot (14w26a) but will be updating to newer versions soon.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on our Discord server and if accepted, you will be given the member rank and server info.
What features does the Carpet mod add?	The Carpet mod adds features like stacking empty shulker boxes, fixing ghost blocks, and other quality of life improvements.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Zombie Dances:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3540

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	836062

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1750
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ores Mined:	1382
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!