| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 185 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2422 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5952 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
