CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Farms Harvested:	570
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Animals Bred:	85
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1384
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Star Shards Collected:	124
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Farms Harvested:	284
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mines Excavated:	2402
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	8126	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	374140	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7541	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.