Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being kind of attractive but not too attractive. Why, you ask? Well, our server is like a virtual dating show where we match players based on their pixelated looks. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pixelated fashion show you’ll ever see. We have players strutting their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs and showing off their best blocky poses. Who needs Paris Fashion Week when you have our Minecraft SMP?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground society of chicken worshippers. Yes, you read that right. These players have dedicated their Minecraft lives to building shrines and offering sacrifices to our feathered friends. It’s clucking crazy, but hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So if you’re kind of attractive and looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find love, fame, or a new appreciation for chickens.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Emeralds Found: 2797 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Void Gems Collected: 27
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9168

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ores Mined: 8724 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

    NoPlusOneAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

    Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

    So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Enchantments Applied: 230 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • KyivDroneDefense

    KyivDroneDefense
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Gods Slained: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PokeTale

    PokeTale

    Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

    – 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

    – Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magic Items Found: 1374
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

    Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server
    Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Crops Grown: 6148
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

    Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

    And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

    Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

    So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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