Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY