CryptoCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Protect and Breed Minecraft SMP

Bond, Breed, care, Commitment, Companionship, emotional connection, family, Future, guardianship, Legacy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Nurture, Offspring, Partnership, Protect, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, Support, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to protect your precious villagers while also breeding them like there’s no tomorrow. We’ve got a whole new level of villager care that will have you feeling like a proud parent in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Olympics, where chickens compete in events like egg laying contests and feather fluffing competitions. It’s a clucking good time, guaranteed to make you crack up!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken Champion!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8854
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7697
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyKidsDrugFree

anniversary, BETRAYAL, biological children, common sense, Communication, CraftyKidsDrugFree, drug misunderstanding, forgiveness, foster care, foster family, foster parenting, Grief, learning, misbehaving, perspective, punishment, summer break, Trauma, trauma response, triggers, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

affordability, budgeting, consumerism, cost comparison, cost of living, economic changes, expensive, financial strain, inflation, market trends, Memories, Nostalgia, price history, price increase, price shock, purchasing power, Reminiscing, retail prices, RetroCraft, rising costs, sticker price, sticker shock

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	309	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Crops Grown:	3558	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, Luhansk, LuhanskMeatGrinder, meat grinder assaults, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, proxy war, russia, SECURITY, Server, Syrian mercenaries, Ukraine, violence, War

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2462	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchantments Applied:	291

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
New Chunks Explored:	113407	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1012	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.