Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pen Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pen Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?

    Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6886 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CENSORSHIP!!! Minecraft SMP

    CENSORSHIP!!! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of THEM trying to ruin anime with their pesky censorship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the power to stop them once and for all! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight against evil forces and protect our beloved anime from being censored into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to defeating THEM lies hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be discovered by brave warriors like yourself. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey to save anime and have a ton of fun along the way!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

    The Lie Detector Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 77 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

    Grateful Minecraft SMP Player
    Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 New Chunks Explored: 135123
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • POLITONE server Minecraft

    POLITONE server Minecraft

    A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

    Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

    Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

    Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

    Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 706075 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 218

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

    Crafty CIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

    『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

    Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

    Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • One Click Minecraft Server

    One Click Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

    Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

    We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.3

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

    Toxic Tots Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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