CryCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, aita, attachment, Boundaries, Communication, CryCraft, derogatory name, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, fear, Guilt, Humiliation, making my mum cry, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, nsfw filter, Server, shame, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Victim

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and blocky escapades.

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who won’t let you shower by yourself until you’re a teenager? Look no further, because on our server, you can bathe in the virtual world as often as you want without any restrictions!

Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics and hello to a community of players who will never force you into uncomfortable situations. Build your own virtual family with friends who will never call you derogatory names or make you feel ashamed.

Join us today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or humiliation. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft and let your imagination run wild!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mines Excavated:	4821	Farms Harvested:	297
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	237	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Potions Brewed:	146
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ores Mined:	4719	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	8421
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8509

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	6330	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8581
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Potions Brewed:	80
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!