Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
Chimeras Created: 2 Runes Activated: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5568
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Crops Grown: 3767
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 954890 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Emeralds Found: 1777
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RelativesRageCraft

    RelativesRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

    BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306
    so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

    Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

    Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Potions Brewed: 63 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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