CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	7334
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	936253	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1477
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	4528	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Runes Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	245	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Potions Brewed:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7535	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Divine Spears Created:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	115
Runes Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	790

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Votes:	7049
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dimension Hops:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	617237
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	747048
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!