Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Midnight Minecraft SMP

3:00 AM, anxiety, dark thoughts, Deep contemplation, deep reflection, insomnia, introspection, late night, late night musings, late night thoughts, late night worries, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, overthinking, quiet hours, restless mind, sleepless nights, smp, solitude, stress, the bitching hour, witching hour

Welcome to THE BITCHING HOUR, where the only rule is to be the biggest bitch possible! Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready to unleash your inner diva and cause chaos like never before.

Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.

But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.

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Monyx Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay Dungeons Magic Adventure Questing PVP Economy Skills Enchanting Factions Custom Survival Games Redstone Skyblock Creative Minigames Farming Pixelmon Vanilla Modded, Survival

Welcome to Monyx Network, a Minecraft Survival-RPG server with unique quests, classes, and abilities!

Survival + RPG: Build, explore, and survive while leveling up.

Quests: Complete custom missions and storylines.

Classes & Skills: Choose a class and unlock special abilities.

Community: Join a friendly, active player base.

Smooth Gameplay: Enjoy lag-free performance.

Dedicated Staff: Active support and regular updates.

Join Monyx Network now and start your adventure. Vote for us to support the community!

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VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Warcraft? More like Minecraft Server!

Characters, Contender, criticism, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, fanbase, fantasy setting, Franchise, Gaming Community, Lore, low, Minecraft, opinion, Popular, Quality, Server, storytelling, video games, Warcraft, world-building, WORST

Are you tired of boring old Warcraft and its lackluster fantasy setting? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Age Gap Minecraft SMP

age, age difference, age gap relationships, age restrictions, criticism, cultural expectations, DATING, double standards, gap, generational gaps, judgment, legal age, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partners, relationships, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unconventional relationships, younger partners

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, hidden treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

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Vax Attack Minecraft Server

Attack, blood clot risk, blood clots, causation, coronavirus, covid complications, Covid-19, health concerns, heart attacks, heart health, Medical research, Minecraft, pandemic, public health, Server, side effects, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine benefits, vaccine complications, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, young people

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

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”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, advice, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, creeper, Crushers, davinci resolve, Diamond, Dig, DIGGERS, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, smp, Startups, Thread, trolling techniques, twitch, twitter, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

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AllianceSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

bloons, bloons challenges, bloons community, bloons discussion, bloons fans, bloons forum, bloons game, bloons general, bloons mobile, bloons multiplayer, bloons news, bloons online, bloons players, bloons strategy, bloons tactics, bloons td, bloons tips, bloons tower defense, bloons updates, btdg, Crafty, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

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FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

confidence building, dating advice, dating tips, emotional intelligence, finding love, getting a girlfriend, Incels, love life, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, Server, Social Skills, success stories

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

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Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

anxiety, anyone else, apprehension, bad vibes, DOOM, fear, feeling, foreboding, gut feeling, Impending, impending crisis, impending danger, impending disaster, impending doom., Minecraft, ominous feeling, premonition, sense of dread, sense of impending doom, smp, stress, uncertainty, unease, worry

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

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SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

acquaintances, administration, Business, Cities, concerts, Courts, diamond tycoon, Discord, Economies, Events, java, Minecraft, Players, Private, semi-rp, Server, SubCoin, Tycoon, Unique, Vanilla

SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

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Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

action, artifact, comic book, Compliment, dark fantasy, Darkness, FANTASY, Flaw, graphic novel, Inner Demons, Justice, Minecraft, PIXEL, Playground, power struggle, Redemption, Sara Pezzini, Server, strong female lead, Supernatural, Supernatural Thriller, supernatural weapon, Top Cow Productions, Witchblade, Witchblades

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!

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