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The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2313	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2009	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Potions Brewed:	63	Falling into the Void:	3

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Void Armor Forged:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	260

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9614	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Votes:	7049	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1751
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Votes:	2032	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	278	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	2781
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1492
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Players:	106/200	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24