CrustyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	101264
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	818
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	3427	Star Shards Collected:	236
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5507	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1666
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Towns Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Blocky Bennu: Life Building Server

amino acids, asteroid analysis, Astrobiology, astrochemistry, Bennu, Bennu asteroid, blocky, building, building blocks of life, carbon-based compounds, celestial bodies, cosmic dust, cosmic origins, extraterrestrial life, Life, microbial life, NASA, organic chemistry, organic molecules, planetary science, research findings, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, space exploration

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, this server is out of this world, man. like, literally. we got the bennu asteroid up in here, and scientists say it’s got all the building blocks of life. like, who needs earth when you can join our server and create your own universe, amirite? come join us and see what kind of crazy life forms you can create with the bennu asteroid. it’s gonna be outta this world, man. like, literally.

Players:	109/300	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3