Crustaceancraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	151
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	4305
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2161
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dragons Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	1676

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	841322
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	47524
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9382	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4723
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Void Gems Collected:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5