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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Animals Bred:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5122	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3210	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Farms Harvested:	131	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5217
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Emeralds Found:	2060
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	9136	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3880	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	4301	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Star Shards Collected:	64	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3319
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1