CrushGoneSMP – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	163
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	New Chunks Explored:	733778
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	7954	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1342	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	1636
New Chunks Explored:	389646	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Dragon Eggs Found:	5217	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4048	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	9567
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Potions Brewed:	141	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2961
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	3684	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	7455	Dragon Eggs Found:	6465
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3541	Dragon Eggs Found:	6610
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	1509

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3533

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	251
Secret Passages Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24