CrushedByMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	683

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchantments Applied:	157	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	549

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, Currency, donation, Honest, Hosting, Jobs, low, no fly, No GOD, op, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, simulation, stores, Survival, Warps, Web map, worlds

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ores Mined:	4024

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	8564

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Void Gems Collected:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4