CrushedByMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineCraftRelaxation

aromatherapy, bubble baths, Cooking, daily activities, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, Massage therapy, meditation, mindfulness, MineCraftRelaxation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, yoga

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Brazil, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, extradition, foreign affairs, G20 Summit, global summit, Government, international law, international relations, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, putin, Putin’s attendance, PutinCraft, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Brazil relations, world news

OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL, criticism, Democracy, democracy leader, election, Global, Impact, International, leader, Lech Walesa, Lech Walesa’s view, misfortune, opinion, perspective, Polish, Politics, president, trump, united states, Victory, world

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelCam Co.

big brother, business strategy, Camera, Company, Consumer, corporate, Corporate Espionage, data collection, data privacy, device, digital transformation, Future, innovation, market research, Pixelcam, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Technology Trends

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Poultry Manure Plant Party

agricultural practices, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic resistance genes, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance profiling, antibiotic use, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial populations, environmental contamination, genetic analysis, manure, microbial community, microbial diversity, microbiome composition, Party, Plant, plant endophytes, plant health, Poultry, poultry farming, poultry manure, resistance genes, selective culture, whole genome sequencing

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Fun, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mines Excavated:	3737
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Farms Harvested:	225

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Anonymity, Blockchain, Crypto, crypto gambling, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., Dex, digital assets, ERC20 tokens, exchanges, financial freedom, gambling, KYC, L2 bridge, Minecraft, no KYC, non-ethereum, NON-KYC exchanges, peer-to-peer trading, privacy, smp, Trading, unverified exchanges

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1266
Ores Mined:	9702	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	50
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10