CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 137
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Vanishing Items Found: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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