CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Enchantments Applied: 151
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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