CrushedByMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4625

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MemoryWipeMCSMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Love Letters Sent:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ThirstQuencherCraft

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3425	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mines Excavated:	2561	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VugledarMarineElite

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Expert Server

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hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?

plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LittleMacks Official Server

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

WELCOME to Macks Official Minecraft Server! Mack is a content creator on Twitch and Youtube! This is his server! You’ll find NEW THEMES every server and weekly quests and treasure hunts! We do giveaways and fun mini game events! WE ARE A VERY SMALL but growing community of gamers and wierdos just trying to have fun and game together! JOIN THE DISCORD to vc with other players and be in stream events!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Endure Survival

Chill, Congestion, Endure Survival, Fun, Grief Prevention, Land claiming, Minecraft, new world generation, Players, PvE, PvP, Random, Server, smp, south african, Spawn, Survival, Trapping, Vanilla

Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new world Generation. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, the goal is to have fun. All players spawn randomly in the world at first to prevent any trapping or congestion.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Welcome to the “Shadowwizardmoneygang Monifactory” where wizards make money by Monifactory-ing things in our not-so-greylisted server!

Adventure, Ars Elemental, Custom, Discord, gamestages, HBq8pHgA6b, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MONEY, Monifactory, Monifactorying, notsogreylisted, Questbook, Server, Shadowwizardmoneygang, Store, Tech, wizards, wuxiacraft

Server Name	Minecraft Custom Adventure Modpack Server
Features	Custom gamestages, questbook, in-questbook store, ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism
Server Type	Adventure/Exploration
Discord	https://discord.gg/HBq8pHgA6b

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

2. What mods are included in the custom modpack?

The custom modpack includes mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism, and more for enhanced gameplay.

3. Is there a quest system in place?

Yes, the server features a questbook and in-questbook store to provide players with goals and rewards for completing them.

4. What is the gamestage system?

The gamestage system is designed to encourage adventure and exploration by scaling difficulty and rewards based on the player’s progress.

5. What is Monifactory server?

The Monifactory server is geared towards players interested in technical gameplay, offering a different experience from the main adventure modpack server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TwinHomesNoLoan

30th birthday, Accommodation, alone, apartment, Birthday, Breakup, camping, celebration, Communication, family, guest, Plans, selfish, sister, Studio, Support, tough time, twin, TwinHomesNoLoan, Understanding, valid

Hey gamers! Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to jump right in.

So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3229	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!

Adversity, Challenges, coping, Development, Experience, FailCraft, Failing.., Failure, growth, humility, Insight, learning, life lessons, Overcoming, perseverance, progress, resilience, self reflection, setback, smp, success, unexpected lesson, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	3164
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Animals Bred:	167
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10