CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6574
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	595904	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	142
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	910
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5698
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	9931

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	674
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5085
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Mines Excavated:	3985	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8