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Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	531705
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6988
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	264
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13