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MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	249
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Farms Harvested:	252
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Towns Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7