| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7467 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1718 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6995 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4130 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 3742 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8002 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 505 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2068 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 103 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4782 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6916 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5811 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 276 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7167 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5457 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6631 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7018 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1169 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7342 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2999 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1908 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
