| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9789 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3565 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Name: | Quirm SMP (Vanilla) |
| Server IP: | quirm.xyz (Version: 1.20.6) |
| Server Hosting: | 32 Gigabytes of RAM (No lag) |
| Location: | EU (English Only) |
– Have a pure vanilla experience with some twists and quests. – Interact with a community of up to 20+ players on weekends. – Proximity chat gameplay. – CoreProtect to prevent griefing. – Unique events and competitions. – Lag-free experience for all players.
– Must be at least 15 years old. – Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod. – Respectful behavior in-game and on voice chat. – More detailed guidelines in Discord.
– All mods allowed within vanilla. – Obtain exclusive items through weekly events. – Mobs and players drop heads upon death. – Builder-friendly environment. – Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6 and Simple Voice Chat mod.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2923 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5542 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!
Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2109 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9466 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 579 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.
So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5561 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 452 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 732 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 885 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6368 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5675 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 153 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4566 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 993 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9819 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 7293 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5218 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4114 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8149 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Farms Harvested: | 694 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6292 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Votes: | 3602 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6380 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4692 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2710 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5507 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 949 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5425 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
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