Crunk Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHamasInfiltrate Minecraft Server

Accountability, aid organization, Corruption, CraftyHamasInfiltrate, Gaza Strip, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, Infiltration, investigation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, misconduct, palestinian refugees, political bias, Report, scandal, Server, Terrorism, transparency, UN Watch, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8827
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, dude. we got UNRWA letting Hamas come in and play some Minecraft, can you believe it? like, they’re sneaking in and causing chaos, it’s a total party, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna see some crazy stuff go down. like, UN Watch is all over this, reporting on all the madness. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

MachadoCraft: OppoLeader vs Griefers

anti-government, authoritarian regime, Caracas, Crisis, Democracy, freedom of speech, Government, Griefers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, leaving march, machado, MachadoCraft, Nicolas Maduro, OppoLeader, opposition leader, opposition movement, Political unrest, protest, social justice, south america, Venezuela, violently intercepted

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Venezuela opposition leader Machado running around getting “violently intercepted” left and right! it’s a wild ride, folks. maybe you’ll get to witness some epic battles between Machado and the marchers. who knows, anything can happen on this server! so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🤣🎮 #minecraftmadness #violentinterceptions #jointhefun

Heat Limit Collapse – Minecraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, climate-driven collapse, collapse, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystems, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, Heat, heat limits, Humanity, Limit, Minecraft, Risk, species, sudden collapse, Temperatures, thermal tolerances, urgent action

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, this server is like, the coolest place to be, dude. like, we got species reaching their heat limits and stuff, it’s like a wild party up in here.

if you wanna see ecosystems at risk of sudden climate-driven collapse, then this is the place for you. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man.

without deep and rapid cuts to greenhouse gas emissions, you’ll see clustered thermal tolerances that will blow your mind. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

so, like, come join us on this crazy adventure and see the ecosystems on which humanity depends. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Crimson Realm 170 1.21.3

1.21.3, 170 MTL, circle, circle 170 MTL, Crimson, freshman, freshman time, Guilty, Guilty Circle, guilty circle 170, mtl, MTL freshman, Realm, Time, time guilty circle

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our crazy, wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves!

Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle epic bosses that will make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Animals Bred:	121
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	4770	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3867

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	748182	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1473	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	5066
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	7557
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ores Mined:	4051	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Votes:	5466	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Herobrine Sightings:	3