Crunk Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, beats, catchy, CRUNK, culture, Dance, ENERGY, Entertainment, film, Fun, Hip Hop, hype, iconic, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Party, smp, Soundtrack, Throwback, Urban

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4440
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where movies get crunk with the music! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the ground starts shaking and a giant disco ball drops from the sky, blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t even get me started on our epic movie nights where we watch films that sync up perfectly with the music playing in the background. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that will have you laughing, dancing, and mining like never before!

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
New Chunks Explored:	703001	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	3668	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Animals Bred:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	New Chunks Explored:	562567
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7778
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Villages Defended:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	9568	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!