Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
Stackable items
Extensive story to keep you entertained
Many more custom content

We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question Answer
Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server? Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
How often do you update the server with new content? We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
Can I create my own guild or join an existing one? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

    MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

    Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

    CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

    ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT
    Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Crops Grown: 2578
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

    Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

    Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Dimension Hops: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

    Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

    DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

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    But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchantments Applied: 183
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Potions Brewed: 119
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

    Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 New Chunks Explored: 786748
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

    Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

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    Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magic Items Found: 8350
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Potions Brewed: 148 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!

    CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!
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    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Spamton from Deltarune pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. But watch out, because Sans might crash the party and challenge you to a pun-off!

    If that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is so epic that even the legendary Legends of Localization team from Undertale has set up shop here. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Potions Brewed: 43
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

    Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

    DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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