Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

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Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
Stackable items
Extensive story to keep you entertained
Many more custom content

We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server?	Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
How often do you update the server with new content?	We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
Can I create my own guild or join an existing one?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	647

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Farms Harvested:	394
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7219
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3060
Crops Grown:	9489	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Towns Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

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Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VinylCraft: Where Creepers drop sick beats and Endermen are the ultimate DJs

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Are you tired of boring old record stores? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a virtual record store where you can buy music made entirely by creepers and skeletons. Trust us, their music is to die for! Plus, rumor has it that if you play their songs backwards, you’ll unlock secret crafting recipes for diamond armor made out of cheese. So why waste your time at a regular record store when you can join our server and rock out with some explosive tunes?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LOLcraft: Where even losers can be winners!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.

So, if you think you’ve seen it all in Minecraft, think again and join our server to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Prove me wrong if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.

But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.

So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyAnon’s Epic Block Party Server: No. 73492410 – Where the only limit is your imagination!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and steamy encounters in a pixelated world like no other.

Our server is home to a community of players who aren’t afraid to get a little frisky in the virtual world. From sexy roleplay scenarios to scandalous pixel art creations, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground strip club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn in-game currency. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our weekly “Naked and Afraid” challenge where players must survive in the wilderness without any clothes on!

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience that’s sure to leave you blushing and laughing all at once. Just make sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy – you never know when things might get a little heated!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCreeperz: Where No. 673176429 by Anonymous is always welcome!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on virtual cocktails made by our resident bartender, Steve.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts for your safety (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

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Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	957	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.