CruiseMissileCraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoMoreFreeBabysit

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1906
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GraveCrafters

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Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

Borrowing, CREDIT SCORE, debt crisis, debt management, economic hardship, economic impact, financial burden, financial crisis, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, loan burden, loan debt, loan default, loan delinquency, loan repayment, LoanDebtCraft, Minecraft, personal finance, record-breaking, russians, Server, War

come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

Afghanistan, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, immunization, infectious diseases, polio outbreak, public health, restrictions, Taliban, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, vaccination, Vaccines, Vax, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	4469
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Potions Brewed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6297	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ores Mined:	2459	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4