CruiseMissileCraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

6v6 Test, battle, blocky, circuit royale, Clash mode, comics, Dorado, esports, free skins, Gamepass members, Hanaoka, Havana, Juno, kiriko spam filter, Legendary Flower Child Mei skin, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Midseason patch notes, Minecraft, Music, mythic prisms, new tank, Numbani, Overwatch 2 Anniversary, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, Overwatch x World of Warcraft collab, OWG, Pharah hero mastery, Rank reset, Reaper Mythic, Season 12 trailer, Server, Short stories, skins, Sojourn, Throne of Anubis maps, twitch, Warcraft Collab, Wife, zarya

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mei’s ice wall placement? Look no further! Join our server and earn the legendary Flower Child Mei skin by simply breathing (okay, maybe not that easy, but close).

We’ve got more collabs than a superhero team-up movie, with Overwatch x World of Warcraft skins in the shop now! And for our Gamepass members, we’re giving away free skins and mythic prisms like they’re candy on Halloween.

But that’s not all, folks! Our midseason patch notes are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a group of kindergartners playing dress-up. And don’t even get me started on our Season 12 trailer – it’s more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride with Junkrat at the controls.

Join us for Clash mode with Hanaoka and Throne of Anubis maps, Zarya and Pharah hero mastery, and a rank reset that’ll have you questioning your sanity. And mark your calendars for Overwatch 2 Anniversary – it’s gonna be bigger and better than a Reinhardt charge.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for Sojourn, she’s a real firecracker (and my wife, apparently).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Raytheon Infinite Money Glitch (Working 2024) Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, look no further because on our server, Raytheon infinite money glitch is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of never-ending riches with our exclusive money glitch that will have you swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join Raytheon infinite money glitch today and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GFnotWelcomeInMyHouse

age difference, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational gap, GFnotWelcomeInMyHouse, house rules, household dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Moving in, Parent-child relationship, peace and quiet, personal space, privacy, rental agreement, self-care, son’s girlfriend

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with unwanted guests? Join our server and build your own virtual kingdom without any drama! No more pesky roommates hanging out in your virtual bedroom all day, just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content. Plus, we have special events where you can kick out any unwanted players from your virtual world – because who needs that kind of negativity in their Minecraft life? Join now and live out the rest of your virtual days in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SufferNoMore Minecraft SMP

Alleviate pain, Building a better world, Compassionate living, Creating harmony, Empathy, End suffering, Ending discrimination, Ending hunger, environmental sustainability, Global compassion, Health equality, humanitarianism, Kindness, love for all, mental health awareness, Minecraft, poverty eradication, promoting equality, smp, social justice, stop violence, SufferNoMore, world peace

If you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the power to end suffering in the world! That’s right, forget about hunger or disease, you can just hop on our server and POOF, all suffering is gone! Just imagine the chaos that would ensue if everyone on our server had that kind of power. Villagers would be throwing parties, creepers would be giving hugs instead of explosions, it would be a utopia! So come join us and be the hero the world needs, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NostalgicCraft

carefree days, carefree living, cherished experiences, childhood memories, family bonding, games, growing up, happy times, imagination, Innocence, joyful recollections, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playing outside, precious memories, reliving the past, Reminiscing, simple joys, special moments, Wishful thinking

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Well, imagine all that, but on steroids! Our server is like a magical time machine that transports you back to the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities. Join us and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink sheep come charging at you, armed with diamond swords and wearing top hats. You quickly build a giant banana peel to slip them up and make your escape. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want you to be a part of it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers

Anticancer Virus, Cancer Metastasis Prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Capers, clinical trials, colorectal, colorectal cancer, Colorectal Cancer Progression, colorectal tumors, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, metastasis, Novel Anticancer Agent, novel treatment, Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virus, tumor growth inhibition, tumor regression, Tumor Suppression, virus therapy, viruscraft

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like viruses? well then boy do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a crazy oncolytic virus that can cure colorectal cancer and stop metastasis! join us and be a part of this wacky adventure where u can fight off cancer cells while building ur dream minecraft world! who knew viruses could be so fun?! come join us now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Thailand Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternative plans, Cultural experience, Curiosity, Decision making, Destination, Exploring, foreign country, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Questioning, regret, second guessing, Server, Southeast Asia, thailand, travel, travel dilemma, trip planning, vacation, vacation destination, Wanderlust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest party in town! Forget about Thailand, because here you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep, flying squids, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies like to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So why didn’t he go to Thailand instead? Because this Minecraft server is where all the real adventure happens, where the fun never stops, and where you’ll make memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic

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Are you tired of watching movies for people who actually watch movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own movie theater where we act out all the latest blockbusters using only emojis and interpretive dance. Join us for a cinematic experience like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep, Sir Fluffington, is a method actor who once starred in a sheep-themed remake of Titanic. Don’t miss out on the sheep-tastic drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GiftFail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4256	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5206	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EternalEatsMC

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Soybean Snap Server

agricultural research, carbon assimilation, chlorophyll fluorescence, chloroplast function, crop production, delayed, environmental stress, fluctuating light, growth patterns, leaf morphology, light intensity, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, photosynthetic rate, plant physiology, reduction, response, Server, Snap, soybean, stomatal conductance, study

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3